Ten Ironclad Reasons Why Aerosmith Sucks...

They're sometimes called "America's Rock and Roll Band."

And, yes, fastidious Aerosmith fans will shout for the rooftops that "Dream On" is a badass song.

But, au contraire, friends, for there are several facts after the jump that prove the falseness of any "badass" accusation you may make.

In fact, we ask: What major label band has sold out to the rock gods more than Aerosmith, who recently stopped through town for a gig at Superpages.com Center?

Plus, recently, Steven Tyler has shown DNA evidence of suckage with the breaking news that he may host American Idol.

Doesn't get much worse that that, folks. Or does it?

Jump with us to see the list, nay manifesto (for the these "lists" are subject to the realm of opinion, and not hard fact), that points to the massive suckage of one long-standing American rock and roll band: Aerosmith.

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