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Sometimes, despite having no punch line or manufacturing no local angle, I stumble upon stories just too good not to share. Like, say, this one. -- Richie Whitt...

By Richie Whitt

May 30, 2008

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Sometimes, despite having no punch line or manufacturing no local angle, I stumble upon stories just too good not to share.

Like, say, this one. -- Richie Whitt

Richie Whitt has been a columnist, reporter, broadcaster and blogger covering Dallas' sports scene for more than 40 years. He wrote the Observer's sports column 2005-2011 and has reported sports on TV, radio and online. You can read his latest work a href="https://www.si.com/nfl/bears/author/richie-whitt">SI.com.

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