Corny/Offensive Joke of the Day

Why was Big Brown so happy after winning the Kentucky Derby?...

May 6, 2008

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Why was Big Brown so happy after winning the Kentucky Derby?

Because he loves beating a dead horse.

Too soon? -- Richie Whitt

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