In pronouncing the death of football as ancillary entertainment in our newfound era of recession, I somehow overlooked a fledgling league of scantily clad females.
Let it be known that is the first - and last - time I ever type that sentence.
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The league, which will feature 7-on-7, full-contact, tiny bikini, tackle football, is a spin-off of the highly successful Lingerie Bowls from Super Bowl halftimes past.
Of course, I'll need several in-depth, one-on-one interviews with Desire players in intimate settings before I cast my judgement on this endeavor. - Richie Whitt