PETA vs. the Pope.

Any time a hot, naked chick riles up the religious I'm intrigued. Especially if it's Joanna Krupa.

Who?

In theory, there's supposed to be some sports angle to this. Even, dare I say, a Dallas perspective.

Okay, here goes: There are hot chicks and Catholic churches and even once a year a PETA demonstration in our fair burg. So there. Or, truth be told, I'm shallow, materliastic and girl crazy.

Now, what the hell was my original point? ...

Seem.

To.

Have.

Lost.

Focus.

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