I'm all about avoiding lines. I'll buy movie tickets online. Hell, I'll mail in checks that need depositing. Thus, you will most likely not see me on a certain Tuesday in November whipping some chad into shape. I might procrastinate on knitting holiday gifts and vacuuming, but I'm an early bird when it comes to voting.
My neighbor, a dedicated early voting clerk who actually took vacation from his regular job to work the polls, informed me that The Bradford Homesuites Lincoln Park (where he's assigned) offers a fully leaded assortment of breakfast items for their residents and guests, so I'll be trying to figure out how to fake out the desk clerk after I work my democratic rights electronically...but I digress.
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For those of you who, like me, want to spend November 7 peacefully watching the mayhem instead of driving to that voting location in BFE (because you know you haven't updated your driver's license or voter registration in like, five years), here's a list of times and locations. --Merritt Martin