'Tis the Season

Welcome to the Day After March 31

*Ron Washington's first and only experience with cocaine came at age 57? Of course I believe him. Why wouldn't I?

*Okay, I admit it. I secretly, desperately wish I wrote for the Dallas Morning News and talked for 1310 AM The Ticket and admit that my jealously bleeds through into my sub-par work.

*I totally respect and admire Sarah Palin.

*I trust C.J. Wilson.

*I don't think Erin Andrews is that hot, but man is she an informative sideline reporter.

*I don't really believe what I write, nor do I write what I believe.

*Sure, Tim Tebow is a virgin.

*Truth be told, I'm in awe of NASCAR drivers, women's college basketball and Wade Phillips.

*I think squirrels are cute.

*I'm convinced Dirk Nowitzki is overrated.

*I'm mesmerized by the pro day workouts of guys like Sam Bradford and Colt McCoy because, let's face it, those are totally indicative of what kind of NFL player you're going to see on Sundays next Fall.

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Richie Whitt
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