Hold the phone-- "Burnt end pizzas?" That shit sounds delicious. I asked Jerrier what exactly that entailed. He said, "It will be burnt ends, caramelized onions, Calabrian chiles, mozzarella. Probably called 'Ring of Fire' for its impact one hour after consumption. Will let you dip it in sauce -- but not fucking ranch."
Delicious confirmed.
The event will also feature a live auction, to which I'll be donating a Lunch with Cheap Bastard. I'll take you and two friends to some weirdo, cheapo lunch spot. It may not be glamorous, but it is for a good cause.
I will, indeed, cover the cost of food at whatever under-ten-dollar-lunch location we visit. Jerkass.
The event will take place August 14th, from 6:30-9:30 p.m. at Shed 2 of the Farmers Market on 1010 S. Pearl Expressway. Get your tickets here, meativores.