LeeAnne Locken looks like queen here. But is she really?Peter Larsen/Bravo
Last week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, something happened off-camera that we did not get to see, but once the camera turned back on, Housewife Brandi Redmond let filled us in.
Late at night during the women's ski trip in Beaver Creek, Colorado, it is said Housewives LeeAnne Locken and D'Andra Simmons got "aggressive" as they argued who was the queen of the show. It is an important argument and one many historians will study in decades to come. They will contemplate over a stiff drink about each woman's contributions to reality television until one queen is crowned in her grave.
But we can't wait that long. We want to crown a queen now.
Decided by our scientific ruling, where one serious newsperson sits behind her computer and comes up with a fake scoring system, we will crown a Queen of The Dallas Housewives before you can say, "They're just hands."
LeeAnne Locken went to therapy with her mother. +5
D'Andra Simmons should go to therapy with her mother. -4
Wow.
LeeAnne Locken has 18 points.
D'Andra Simmons has 17 points.
LeeAnne Locken is the queen of The Real Housewives of Dallas, we guess. Can't argue science.
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