Unlike the big leagues, which are best enjoyed with minimal accoutrements, minor league baseball works as a spectator event because of the bells and whistles — the goofier the better. Frisco's Rangers affiliate, the RoughRiders, embraces this philosophy wholeheartedly. From the team's goofy Teddy Roosevelt mascot to its Taco Tuesdays and Thirsty Thursdays, the RoughRiders get it. The best, most ridiculous and wonderful example of the team's commitment to fun above all else is its 2016-installed outfield lazy river, which can be rented for events during non-Thursday home games and is open to the public on Thursdays. Fans can have a few beers, a couple of hot dogs and float for a couple of hours to even everything out. Throw in some baseball and that's pretty close to nirvana.