"Imagine if men ejaculated not with a liquid, but with steam. Like, every time you came, it sprayed out instead of squirting."
Genius stuff right there. But there's more to the story than ejaculate. So check it out. And check out his performance at the Granada Theater tomorrow night. There's a reason the guy's got such an incredible reputation in folk circles. And his latest, Beware, is a fine, fine slice of the genre.
Plus, we can get you in for free. The fine folks at the Granada have offered us five pairs of tickets to the show tomorrow night--and one of those pairs can be yours. Just be one of the first five folks to email me with the words "Beware Your Only Friend" in the subject line and you'll walk with a pair of entry passes. Good luck!
Update: Contest is over. Congrats to our winners.