The theater looped a montage of photos of late Dallas musicians and the famous who had crossed paths with Kessler Theater artistic director and Dallas music legend Jeffrey Liles, thrusting legacies from then into the now. Chadwick Murray, singer of Bastards of Soul, Dennis Gonzalez, Meat Loaf, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins and David Bowie flashed on the screen; the images alone provoked conversation within the crowd that filled every space in the theater. A few minutes after 8 p.m., host Robert Wilonsky of The Dallas Morning News and Liles emerged and took their seats on stage. The two smiled, angled between two cameras set on stage to document the session as Liles reminded the crowd he was way too lazy to write a book. That’s why he decided to take the stage to share his stories in this reunion of what Wilonsky called the “Old Fuckers Club” to revel in their 35 years of shared shenanigans.
While the seats were filled with established creatives like Lee Parsons, bassist of Slobberbone and Josh Venable of the Edge 102.1, the impact of their contributions has not gone unnoticed by newer artists, including singer Remy Reilly up front at a reserved seat. Liles’ mother was also in the crowd. Many others came simply to support Liles, remember the days of Cottonmouth, Texas and bond with the music community.

Wilonsky and Liles have weekly conversations about the history of the Dallas music scene, and thought it would be interesting to share this with a live audience.
Andrew Sherman

The audience hung on every word, lighting up with fond recognition whenever a familiar name or place from their past was mentioned.
Andrew Sherman
Around 1985, local music went from mostly cover bands to a sudden shift to original music. These groups, like the metal band Rigor Mortis, and a gallery of others from DFW suburbs, didn’t have the same sound, but they formed something revolutionary and unique.
Liles bounced rhythmically from one story to the next, sometimes chronologically, and other times on a tangent, but all resonated with the crowd. Liles’ resume is a lengthy one, having booked bands from all over DFW to play at a huge roster of venues like Nairobi, The Prophet Bar, Longhorn Ballroom and House of Blues Dallas. He brought music to new ears and looked back with an understanding that the fun and chaos of those times resulted in stories with depth and meaning.
In 1984, Greg Johnson burned a flag during a protest against the Republican National Convention in Dallas, where, ironically, the Dead Kennedys played just blocks from where John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Johnson was arrested but fought all the way up to the Supreme Court, arguing his First Amendment rights were being stifled. He won.
Other quips were lighter, like Eazy-E, who was part of N.W.A., being the first person he knew with a cell phone. Liles invited Eazy-E, whose name was Eric Wright, to eat Thai food and got the response, “I don’t have a tie.” Liles told him he meant food from Thailand, and it only got more hilarious from there.
Of course, the epic story of Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain, getting punched on stage by the stage manager at Trees was told in full detail. Many have heard this one but only what happened on stage. Liles filled in the gaps, starting with Cobain taking his time drawing on posters instead of autographing them for promo, actively showing his lack of excitement to be there. It was a slow and steady build that led to that infamous knuckle sandwich.

Robert Wilonsky was a fantastic host and could easily be the featured storyteller in the future.
Andrew Sherman
Liles had mentioned Screamin’ Jay Hawkins refusing to go on stage when he learned he’d be playing after Reverend Horton Heat because they had tried to upstage him once before. With a bone through his nose and wild wardrobe choices, it’s hard to imagine anyone upstaging Hawkins while singing “I Put a Spell on You.”
Attendees were asked to write a word on an index card before the show to inspire stories for the stage, but between Wilonsky and Liles, there was actually no need. These two friends could have filled hours more on their own. Around 9:30 p.m., Wilonsky announced the end of the show, holding onto the promise that there would be more another day.
As Liles said, we are lucky to be here today and to be here together. The applause at the end calls for a sequel, hopefully soon.