Commentary

Millennials, Your Party Sucks. Here's How to Make it Better.

Millennials, you still do all the drugs and have all the sex, but I have to break it to you: You do not know how to party.

And it's bringing me down. Heading over to what's supposed to be the "jam," hosted by 24-year-old "scenesters," I always hope that there won't be finger foods but that the fridge will be so packed with Miller High Life that it won't totally close. But then I get there, and there's artisan, sprouted, gluten-free hummus with homemade organic cheese sticks and vegan crackers for dipping. And no one looks like they're having fun.

By Liz Tracy

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