Yup, stole that headline from the poetry of one David Yearsley, the Cornell U. prof soon to be the subject of our newly christened interview series "Dude, Seriously, What the Fuck." Till then, we send you into the weekend with this freshly minted image courtesy our old friend Justin Terveen from high atop the Hyatt. Now we must off in search of the nearby bail bondsmen and prostitutes.
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