Can You Imagine If Bear Stearns Sponsored the Dallas Cowboys?

Reminds me of when Ameriquest sponsored the Rangers' ballpark. Except Man U doesn't suck. While yesterday pondering what it’s going to be like during next week's dawning of this century's Great Depression, I stumbled upon a Champions League footie match on ESPN2 featuring Manchester United and some team in horrid...

By Richie Whitt

September 18, 2008

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Reminds me of when Ameriquest sponsored the Rangers' ballpark. Except Man U doesn't suck.

While yesterday pondering what it’s going to be like during next week's dawning of this century's Great Depression, I stumbled upon a Champions League footie match on ESPN2 featuring Manchester United and some team in horrid mustard yellow uniforms.

I now have a better idea of how our country's whole economic meltdown has come about.

AIG, thrown an $85 billion life preserver this week, actually thought it a swell idea to spend $100 million to have its initials on a sports uniform.

Brilliant! -- Richie Whitt

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