Gonna spend my Friday night ogling two of my favorites: Football 'n Females.
Been meaning to catch a Dallas Desire game this season, but lo and behold they only play two home games. The last one is Friday at 9 p.m. against the Los Angeles Temptation at Grand Prairie's QuickTrip Park.
I don't have to tell you that when Temptation meets Desire, you can throw out the records. And throw off the clothes.
The Desire would get their asses kicked by the Dallas Diamonds - mud wrestling, anyone? - but they are one of the best teams in the Lingerie Football League.
I could break down the Xs and Os and tell you that the Desire is 2-0 and has outscored its opponents 60-12. But who I am kidding? All you really want is photos and slideshows of some supple, yet strong sporty skin to get you through another rainy day.
C'mon then. Let's do this ...
How 'bout a video?
Perhaps a slideshow?
Some action shots from the Desire's first home game?
Or just the greatest football card in the history of ever?
Update: Read on for more photos from the Desire's Friday night win over the L.A. Temptation -- or skip straight to our slideshow from the game.
Check out our full set of game photos here in our slideshow.
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