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A Dallas-born Friend of Unfair Park figures that after all the fussin' and fightin' over this morning's Texas secession (Texcession?) post we really oughta go ahead and show this David Letterman bit from last night. Sounds good to us. Bonus: features a cameo from a certain Dallas resident of some note.