You know who else wishes the Dallas Cowboys' season had last a little longer? The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, most likely. Because here's some video of the women in a bathroom, and it's not as awesome as you'd expect -- it's actually part of some Roto-Rooter promotion for a "Pimped Out Powder Room." They look ... thrilled? Especially during the cheerleaders-on-the-street bit. Says one to a guy enjoying himself a little too much, "Go have a seat on the throne." And he didn't even have to pay for it. --Robert Wilonsky
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