Well, two reasons, actually. This one, natch; he's a great boss, by the way, no lie. And this one: This morning, the Mavs man had himself a colonoscopy, and then he went home to write about it. Why?

I'm writing this post because I hated the fact that I was afraid of getting a colonoscopy. It honestly scared me. I don't like hospitals. I don't like entries into exit lanes and its scary as shit that they could find something. In other words I was a pussy when I shouldn't have been.

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