Events for the week

thursday
december 28
Earthly Pleasures: By this time of year, our ears bleed spontaneously each time we hear a "fa-la-la-la-la," so it's easy to forget that the Christmas classics weren't exactly fresh when December rolled around. It's time for a new set of hard-candy favorites--or, in this case, a set of tunes many hundreds of years old which are, to most of us, as grand-spanking new as the latest Smashing Pumpkins CD. Earthly Pleasures, a Dallas-based ensemble which specializes in medieval and renaissance music, rescue the holiday season with a concert appropriately titled "An Old...Old...Old...Old-Fashioned Christmas." Three women singers, accompanied by players performing on a wide range of centuries-old musical instruments like recorders, rebecs, vielles, harps, lutes, viols, and sackbuts, will deliver Christmas music from medieval England and Spain, renaissance Spain, and late renaissance Germany. Admission is $5, and $3 more gets you dessert and coffee at admission. The show kicks off at 8 p.m. at the Casa View United Methodist Church, Ferguson and Matterhorn between I-30 and I-635. For more information, call 327-6823.

friday
december 29
The First Noel: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwaanza, et al. are really the most fun when you add children. Sure, it's old-fashioned greed which drives most kids to get excited about the holidays (and means that these days will be especially miserable for kids who have to do without), but then some things don't benefit from close scrutiny. Chances are your own favorite memories come from a childhood holiday at which you received some highly anticipated gift; the grade-school parties and the art activities and the TV specials and the family get-togethers are just the mythological build-up to the gift-giving climax. The Biblical Arts Center hopes to remind people of "the reason for the Christmas season" (you know, Christ) with its exhibit, The First Noel: Christmas Seen Through the Eyes of Metroplex Children. The juried exhibition contains artwork in various media by kids from 18 schools and churches (each institution was asked to interpret a different verse). The First Noel runs through Jan. 14 at the Biblical Arts Center, 7500 Park at Boedeker. It's free. 691-4661.

The Fantasticks: There is a phenomenon among performance groups known as "the cash cow." It's a production that is guaranteed to make money for the company for a variety of mundane or complex reasons--it's a seasonal show that people feel a duty to attend every year (you got your Nutcrackers and your Christmas Carols) or just one that, by its very blandness, has touched a universal chord and keeps people coming back to the box office. Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt's The Fantasticks falls into the latter category, but Theatre Three (a company that deserves a lucrative cash cow) has decided to take advantage of both impulses. The longest-running musical in theatrical history (the play debuted in 1960 and notched 10,000 off-Broadway performances) has become its holiday show of choice. The Fantasticks runs Friday at 8:15 p.m.; Saturday at 2:30 & 3:15 p.m.; and Sunday at 2:30 p.m. through Jan. 7 in the Quadrangle at 2800 Routh. Tickets are $15-$23. 871-2933.

saturday
december 30
Season's Greetings: Playwright Alan Ayckbourn is the British Neil Simon, an enormously successful writer whose every new play is greeted with lines in front of box offices. Ayckbourn is arguably more talented than Simon, or, at the very least, more energetic. His plays are the very essence of that oft-cited, little-mentioned genre known as "farce"--marvels of clockwork plotting, misanthropic characterizations, and, when the director knows what he or she is doing, high-wire pacing. Fort Worth's Stage West offers its umpteenth production of an Ayckbourn vehicle--this one with an appropriate holiday flavor and a much-needed dash of malice to help you recover from good cheer. Season's Greetings concerns the disastrous Christmas celebration of the Bunker family, who reunite after a long estrangement. Suffice it to say there is bed-hopping, thievery, physical shtick, and back-stabbing galore. The final two performances of Season's Greetings are Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m. at 3055 South University Drive in Fort Worth. Tickets are $11-$16. For more information, call (817) 924-9454.

sunday
december 31
Jamie Foxx: In a world that's about to overdose on drag, comedian Jamie Foxx created one of the more hilarious and controversial women in the late, much-lamented Fox TV show In Living Color--Wanda, the buck-toothed, bubble-butted virago whose obliviousness is an inspiration to us all. Although Wanda may have been Foxx's most famous creation on In Living Color, he's left her and the show behind to begin a career as a musician (his self-produced debut LP, Peep This, entered Billboard's R & B charts at No. 12) and resume his work as a stand-up comic (with one solo HBO special under his belt). Fans will get the chance to experience a bit of both when Foxx swoops into Dallas with his "New Year's Eve Black Comedy Explosion." Foxx, a native Texan (he grew up in Terrell and performed in the Bethlehem Baptist Church), kicks off his show at 8 p.m. at the Majestic Theatre on Elm in downtown Dallas. For ticket information, call 373-8000.

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