His hat says, "Fuck y'all I'm from Texas." His shirt says, "Drunk? Free Breathalyzer Test, Blow Here." And his body language says, "If you talk to me, I will spit on you."
Excuse me, sir?
[Looks up from his romance novel. Grimaces.]
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Okay, sorry. Bye.
[Looks back at his book.]