The Shortest Federal Lawsuit Ever, or: That's One Way to Get Your Gun Back

Whilst researching something entirely unrelated this morning, I came across a lawsuit filed in Dallas federal court this week: Lacy v. Dallas Police Department. The complaint is entirely self-explanatory, save for the part about how DPD is now in possession of a time machine.

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Robert Wilonsky
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