What’s In My Closet: America’s Team Edition

Psst, hey buddy. Can I interest you in this Terrell Owens fake Cowboys' locker room name plate sticker affixed to my wall? Merrily I don't need thee anymore. What I will cling onto - perhaps forever - are artifacts I rescued from my closet from Cowboys who wouldn't look right in...
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Psst, hey buddy. Can I interest you in this Terrell Owens fake Cowboys’ locker room name plate sticker affixed to my wall?

Merrily I don’t need thee anymore.

What I will cling onto – perhaps forever – are artifacts I rescued from my closet from Cowboys who wouldn’t look right in any colors but silver and blue. Like, for example …

Roger Staubach.

 

Bob Lilly.

 

A bunch of other guys from the early ’90s.

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