Sometimes you clean out your closet and find valuable sports memorabilia that makes you go "Oh yeah!"
But some unearthed crap, I dunno, makes you wonder if George Carlin wasn't right all along when he summed up life as just one big competition to see who could get the biggest storage shed to hold the most shit.
Today I present - no drum roll necessary - some stuff.
As always, the most accurate guess at the following items wins a year's free subscription to Sportatorium. The most clever guess wins two years. Anyone commenting that The Ticket rules and I suck?
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