This morning, Gizmodo offers this "exclusive": The Biggest Star Wars Collection in the Galaxy. And, no, I don't note this just to appeal to the 4-year-old who lives in my house -- turns out, the estimable collection (documented with 134 photos, good God) belongs to a local named Rob Foster, who works at Reel FX Creative Studios, which is now known as Radium Dallas. Among the A's in the lengthy Q&A with Foster: "When my girlfriend and I started shopping for a home, the only thing I asked for was an extra room to put the toys in." So, good news: You can fetishize "the fat dancer in Jabba's palace" and still get laid. --Robert Wilonsky