The novel felt like little more than a lazy, hazy sequel to Ellis' Less Than Zero, itself the source material for one of the most patronizing just-say-no films made in the 1980s. Avary's script is more a sequel to Ellis' 1991 novel American Psycho, starring not the psycho killer, Patrick Bateman, but his spoiled little brother Sean, who displays his cruelty without use of blowtorch and hacksaw. In Avary's screenplay, Patrick appears twice but never made it to the final cut, so to speak. Instead, we're left with Sean as our less-than-hero, and he's as despicable as his older bro--a different breed of killer. "I pretend to be a vampire," Sean says in voiceover, "and I don't really need to pretend, because it's who I am--an emotional vampire."
Sean will, in fact, lead to the death of someone who loves him deeply, but he's too self-absorbed to notice how he impacts others; he's dead in the eyes and in the heart, a cipher, truly less than zero. And it's amazing how much depth James Van Der Beek, TV's Dawson, brings to Sean's shallowness; his is a razor-sharp smirk, which he uses to get into girls' (and, when need be, boys') underwear when he's stoned enough to get it up. Van Der Beek, liberated from prime time's shackles, has a blast playing bad. It's astonishing that so emotionally moribund a character is the most energizing one in the entire film; everyone else is just a pawn shuffled around on Avary's chessboard, someone to screw or do the screwing between Sean's scenes.
Of course, they're all more than way screwed up: Paul Denton (Ian Somerhalder), the bi pretty boy with a thing for Sean; Lauren Hyde (Shannyn Sossamon), Paul's ex and a virgin who holds out for her dream lover, Victor, by staring at medical textbooks filled with close-ups of VD-riddled genitalia; Lara Holleran (7th Heaven's Jessica Biel), Lauren's horny roomie who refuses to believe abstinence is 100 percent safe since "I don't major in math"; Victor Johnson (Kip Pardue), who did Europe, quite literally; and a handful of minor players who spend the entirety of the film getting drunk, throwing up, shooting up and falling down.
Avary's having fun here; that the Pulp Fiction co-writer works himself into a noble froth over so vacuous and unlikable an assemblage is almost admirable. He, like Mary Harron and Guinevere Turner before him in American Psycho, wants to elevate and redeem Ellis' books--to make them resonate today, to keep them from becoming mere echoes of the moment in which they were written (Ellis' books were little more than reflections seen from whatever mirror his characters were cutting coke on). And Avary almost succeeds, because his passion almost pushes the mundane into the meaningful; you can feel how much he cares about them and almost gets you to do the same.
By stripping away Ellis' blah-blah-blah, Avary cuts to the quick of the material: Sean, Lauren and Paul just want to connect with someone, feel something, believe in anything; they're hollowed out, but not for lack of looking for that thing that will fill them in, give them depth and meaning and purpose. Somerhalder, especially, has the face of a kid yearning for connection and collapsing when he realizes it ain't ever gonna happen; he's a pretty boy who realizes his looks will get him nowhere and land him nothing, and the former WB star plays Paul with a sadness the book barely hints at. Sossamon, too, gives Lauren a warmth the book never seemed to acknowledge; by making her a victim at film's beginning--she's shown in a rather explicit rape scene played, in part, for grim and grimy laughs--Avary puts us on her side. We want her to end up with Victor, and we're saddened and sickened in knowing she never can.
But for all its kinetic energy, for all its camera tricks, for all its dark humor, there's still something a bit off about these Rules, and it's not really Avary's fault. It's Ellis' and always has been, because deep down he's a moralist--a guy who likes writing about decadence, but at the end of the day probably shuffles off to sleep with warm milk. It's a dispiriting trick, getting us to revel in the muck only to offer the same old stale platitudes and warnings; this isn't a movie, but one more cautionary tale your mom would approve of. Its message: Stay in school, don't do drugs, treat your parents with respect. Ugh.