The Weirdest Valentine's Gifts on Dallas Craigslist, #20-11
At least it's clean.
If you're buying your Valentine's Day gifts for your loved ones off of Craigslist, then you may not be doing it right. However, if you're selling things on Craigslist, you might be able to see why you would try to tie said crap you are flogging to the upcoming capitalist festival of love and happiness. Today, we count down from number 20 to number 11 on our list of ridiculous things we found on Dallas Craigslist.
A quick perusal of Dallas Craigslist reveals a veritable cornucopia of utter rubbish that you could purchase for the special person in your life, if you so desired. Whether they would talk to you or not afterward is another matter. Click on any image to enlarge it.
#20 - A Clean Dog (Top of Page)
It doesn't matter that there's no picture. It just matters that you have an anonymous person's assurance that it's clean.
#19 - Empty Elvis Chocolates
FOR TRUE SPORTSMEN.
It's collectable, apparently, but it's a candy box with no candy. On Valentine's Day.
18 - Mint Condition Raisins
BOTH Raisins in EXCELLENT CONDITION!
The guy raisin has one eye, and the girl raisin has two terrifying eyes. $5, though. A bargain.
17 - $5 Used Fondue Set
Nothing says "love" like a $5 used fondue set.
You've got to admit, we're finding some bargains for the thrifty Valentine's hunter.
16 - A Very Silly Snake, For $40
Colored like an acid trip.
You shouldn't buy your girlfriend an 8-foot pink snake if you don't want it to ... highlight your deficiencies.
15. A Dented 2000 Sonata
Has the "sporty look."
$40 to drive between Dallas and Arlington for TWO WEEKS?! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BEAUTIFUL
14. Happy Valentine's Day! You're Fat!
Yay losing weight!
Dear partner -- Lose weight fast! I love you!
13. A $15 Belly Dancing Outfit
SHAKE IT FOR ME
I'm not sure this sends out the right signals about where your relationship stands.
Is making someone's liver quiver a good thing, though?
Quirky is right, Mr. Ordered Too Many Chocolate Livers.
11. A Wallpapered Box for Hunting Deer
My Deerest Love
An Evening With Kim Fields
TicketsFri., Nov. 4, 8:15pm
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TicketsSat., Nov. 5, 12:00pm
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TicketsSat., Nov. 5, 2:00pm
Scott Joplin Chamber Orchestra Of Houston
TicketsSat., Nov. 5, 5:00pm
MARIA BAMFORD LIVE
TicketsSat., Nov. 5, 8:00pm
Nothing says "I love you" like a really shoddy box you can sit in for hours waiting for deer, which won't arrive because the only place this box is camouflaged is my gran's house.
Come back tomorrow for #10-1, if you dare.
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