Got more than $2,500 to spend on a big, big surprise for yourself? The University of North Texas is selling an unsorted collection of more than 11,900 vinyl records.
The only thing the listing fails to describe is just what kind of records these are, though classical and/or jazz would make the most sense for the university. Whatever the case, you've got about three hours to contact the seller, slapsale, to find out as the auction ends at 2:46 CST. Slapsale is also offering a 2006 Toyota Electric Pallet Jack for a very reasonable $1,200, in case you need some warehouse equipment.