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Yesterday, D Magazine's Frontburner blog got their fingers sticky in some scoop batter via the boob tube. The Internet's cutest repetitive Preschooler, the "Apparently Kid" got his first reporting gig from Ellen Degeneres, who is sending him to cover the State Fair of Texas. On a scale of 1 to Grumpy Cat, this is a solid viral video visit 9.5.