On Tuesday, hundreds of conspiracy theorists gathered at AT&T Discovery Plaza because of a rumored celebrity appearance. Nope, not the Stones, who were in town for a concert, but the late John F. Kennedy Jr.
But wait, there's more.
The crowd believed that Kennedy, who died in a plane crash 22 years ago and who was the son of the former president, (and incidentally, a Democrat) would reappear to announce that former President Donald Trump actually won the last presidential election.
#QAnon continuent d’affluer à Dealey Plaza à Dallas pour voir le retour de JFK, sa femme et son fils. On nage en plein délire.
— 🇨🇦🦫 Pfizer 2/3 (@LTSmash420) November 2, 2021
Tous pensent que Donald Trump va ainsi reprendre le pouvoir grâce aux Kennedy.@Khmorr74 @CarreiroPierrepic.twitter.com/sfw6ViGQol
They also believed that JFK Jr. would make this post-mortem appearance in the very city where his own father was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in 1963. But hey, it's better to be known as the "City of Stupid" than "City of Hate."
Photos of the crowds went viral on Tuesday as social media accounts around the world laughed its ass off.
Question of #QAnon folks…are there things you WON’T believe? Where is the line? Just so we keep on the look out for it.
— Just Nikki (@LivinLovinLA) November 2, 2021
Because perhaps of poor weather, another theory floating about the crowd was that the late First Son would make an appearance at the Tuesday night Stones show at the Cotton Bowl.If the excuse that #JFKjr isn’t showing up in #DallasTX today for #qanon isn’t plane trouble, I’m going to be severely disappointed.
— Joe LaForm (@laform_joe) November 2, 2021
Here are some things we believe were also overheard at the rally:
• "I forget. John F. Kennedy or JFK Jr. — which one is the son?"
• "No kidding! I live in Frisco, too!" "Me, too!" "Me, also!" "Wow, me as well!" "Can I get a ride back there?"
• "COVID-19 (cough) was a (cough, cough) hoax created by the government (cough cough cough) to undermine Donald (cough, hacking of phlegm) Trump's presidency (cough, wheeze)!"
• "There's no way this could be wrong or that it's ironic that we're meeting at a place named after AT&T, a company known for creating garbled and misunderstood communication."
• "Get it? DISCOVERY Plaza? Go the Plaza and you'll DISCOVER the truth. It's like that time I harassed that pollster and she tipped me off that I'd find the truth about the last election in HELL, Michigan."
• "I wouldn't say that I do my own research. It's more of a gut feeling I have. You know, where all the crap is stored."
• "I haven't seen this many unmasked white people in one enclosed space since Kid Rock's last concert."
• "It all makes sense. Where was JFK Jr. shot? Dealey PLAZA. Where will he reappear? Discovery PLAZA. Where did Kevin McAlister stay in Home Alone 2? The PLAZA Hotel. And who did he see when he first went there? DONALD TRUMP. There's your proof."