Hang on, let me brush the Sun Chip crumbs off my Led Zeppelin Zoso shirt ...
OK, so, we're really fancy. Dallas is debonair, well-dressed and completely brimming with gorgeous ass implants. According to a survey recently done by LivingSocial, Dallas ranks number-freaking-one in "Best Dressed Individuals."
That's not all. The kind folks at LivingSocial sent along some pin-pointed, interesting results:
· Ranked #19 in terms of vanity, making Dallas one of the least vain cities
· Ranked #4 in amount of facelifts
· Ranked #19 in amount of bald men
· Ranked # 14 in amount of butt implants
Aside from the rather shocking amount of new butts out there, Dallas seems, according to this opinion-based Vanity Survey, to be not really as vain as other cities. Congrats to us all, and our brand-spanking-new asses.
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After the jump, you'll find the full fact sheet courtesy of LivingSocial.