Beats a Weekend in Oklahoma City

It's everyone's dream to be an illegal immigrant, right? Walking for days through the desert with little food or water, watching painful blisters pop up on your heels and burning or freezing your feet since no one told you to wear decent shoes. And the most fun of all --...

By Patrick Williams

February 8, 2007

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It's everyone's dream to be an illegal immigrant, right? Walking for days through the desert with little food or water, watching painful blisters pop up on your heels and burning or freezing your feet since no one told you to wear decent shoes. And the most fun of all -- dishing out $2,000 only to find yourself tricked and left by your guide, lost, broke and running from the Border Patrol. Sound like the perfect vacation? Read on. --Megan Feldman

Patrick Williams is editor-in-chief of the Dallas Observer. Before joining the staff in July 1997, Patrick worked for the Southern Illinoisan, Amarillo Globe News and San Antonio Express-News. As editor-in-chief, he oversees the newsroom and guides the coverage of both the Dallas Observer’s printed publication and online website.

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