And here I thought I was the narcissist. I ain't got nothing on Chidi Ogbuta of Allen, who, according to CNN's Web site today, had a wedding cake made that looked just like her. Oh -- and it was "person-sized." Said the bride: "The cake actually fulfilled my childhood dream." I think the look on the groom's face, in the third picture of the slideshow, pretty much says it all -- kinda, I am the luckiest man on the face of the earth, right? Right. --Robert Wilonsky

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