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Tuesday's Unverified Fact About Oakland

The 'Boys host the team from the wrong side of the bay on Thanksgiving. Another "fact" about the witless rabble...

When traveling, the Raiders go to restaurants as a team--not as a show of unity, but because only defensive lineman Desmond Bryant, a Harvard grad, knows how to read.*

*Source: The Raiders official roster, which lists his college as Harvard. The reading part is an assumption.

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