It's Cold in April, So Global Warming Must Be B.S., Say Humans

It's cold this morning. Not quite freezing like in New York, but it's 40 degrees. In North Texas. In late April. It's a little odd, a bit of a surprise.

Less surprising: That hordes of amateur scientists are using the temperature dip, combined with their finely honed powers of Holmesian deduction, to pick apart decades of painstaking climate research. (Just so we're clear, they're wrong.)

And this one got a retweet from Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott, who has previously expressed global warming skepticism:

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