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Why You Should Never Dance In Public, People. Ever.

ABBA's "Dancing Queen" + Neiman Marcus 100th anniversary shindig in downtown + free alcohol + rented tuxedos + white people "dancing" = exactly what you'd expect. I expect this was posted to the Interwebs yesterday as part of some kind of extortion scheme? Also, a version for those who prefer their seizures set to a more Prince-ly soundtrack. --Robert Wilonsky

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