I had a really horrible landlady one time in Northern California. For more than a year after I moved out of that house, I fantasized about slowly and stealthily populating her yard with garden gnomes in the dead of night.
It would have driven her slightly mad without being too mean, and it made me giggle every time I thought about her having to haul another round of gnomes off the lawn every morning. But I ultimately decided against it, because even inanimate garden gnomes shouldn't have to live with that woman.
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They'll be auctioning off some sweet flamingos and garden gnomes that have been "recreated and remixed" by local artists.
There'll also be cocktails, along with music by The Blurries, The Red 100s, and John Lefler (with band). Art Conspiracy will also announce the non-profit beneficiary they're choosing to support this upcoming year.