J.Lo isn’t necessarily the worst singer or actress. The film Selena and the single/video “Jenny From The Block” will forever be cemented in pop culture history. But most of her projects are just ... ok (Yes, with a lowercase "O" and "K"). And being “just ok” is truly OK, as our therapist insists. No one is asking J.Lo to reinvent the wheel in an industry that favors looks over talent.
However, with the recent release of her newest film trailer, it seems the movie-star-turned-pop-artist simply refuses to come to terms with her own mediocrity.
This Is Me … Now: A Love Story, which stars and is co-written by J.Lo, is a romance film set to be released on Prime Video on Feb. 16. The movie is inspired by J.Lo’s upcoming album, This Is Me … Now, a follow-up release to 2002’s This Is Me… Then, that we can't imagine anyone was asking for.
According to its official IMDb synopsis, the film chronicles “A love story like nothing you’ve ever seen from Jennifer Lopez.” That’s it. And despite its release in an age where movie trailers give away the whole plot of the movie, J.Lo’s is one of few that lacks any context, and it desperately needs it. Featuring a disjointed mix of musical numbers, childhood flashbacks, CGI sequences and the promise of star-studded cameos, the 2-minute-15-second video only spurs more confusion.
Prime Video said J.Lo “showcases her journey to love through her own eyes” in the film, which is “a narrative-driven cinematic odyssey, steeped in mythological storytelling and personal healing.” If this is true, one can only imagine what kind of Beatles-level acid trips she was having while writing her supposed genre-mashing masterpiece. The trailer alone looks like a batshit fusion of surrealist perfume ads, so audiences are sure to be in for a ride when the full-length feature hits the small screen.
Despite everything, art is said to be interpretive, so maybe we just don’t quite see J.Lo’s … erm, "creative" vision. While fans and X accounts continue to speculate what the film’s actual plot and purpose might be, we thought we’d share some interpretations of our own. Here’s our analysis of some of the fever-dreamiest shots in J.Lo’s new movie trailer.