Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens will guest star later this month on Flavor Flav's new show Under One Roof, on which the Public Enemy sidekick plays "an ex-convict who moves in with his wealthy, conservative brother and turns the Hill family's life upside down in the half-hour comedy being produced in Vancouver." The show airs on myNetworkTV, which, apparently, airs locally on KDFI-Channel 27. Easiest item ever: four punch lines -- at least -- without breaking a sweat. --Robert Wilonsky
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