If you're pregnant and are due in early March, go ahead and schedule things for March 7th. Because then forever and ever and ever (into infinity) you'll be able to say your baby was born the same day as the Cool Ranch Tacos at Taco Bell.
People will say, "Ooh, awesome. I totally remember that day! It was sunny out. And the birds were chirping exceptionally loud."
Now, we wait.
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Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos will have a shell made out of Doritos Cool Ranch chips, filled with seasoned beef, shredded lettuce and cheddar cheese.
From Taco Bell, the suggested retail price for the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos is $1.39 and has 160 calories and 10g total fat. There's also a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme (200 calories; 12g total fat) for $1.69.
Or, feast on a a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos $5 Buck Box with a Doritos Locos Taco Supreme, Burrito Supreme®, Crunchy Taco and a medium fountain drink.