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Cheap Bastard's Work-Outer's Guide
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By Alice Laussade
Dad Bod by DILF Is Sweepin' the Nation
Dallas Christmas Shopping Bingo! Can You Find Yourself?
Do Not Let Kim Kardashian Dress Your Infant.
Eff You, Lice, and the Little Lice Horse You Rode In On
Wear a Bike Helmet; The World Is Full of Dumbasses
It's Time for Full-On Elf on the Shelf Parenting
Predicting 2014's Most Popular Baby Names with Science!
Traditional Anniversary Gifts Can Suck It. Here's What You Should Really Get.
How to Be the Perfect Scarborough Fair Asshole
Mad Men Needs Less Staring, More Dying
Preschool Owns You, and There's Nothing You Can Do
He Who Steals My Mom Purse Steals a Buttload of Chapsticks and Baby Wipes. Dummies.
Addison!! WTF?! What's with the New, Boring Logo?!?!?!
Valley View's Wasteland Still a Good Place to Catch a Flick -- A Zombie Movie, Perhaps
Our Winter Olympics Week 2 Drinking Game
How to Brag About Your Kid (Lie Like a Big Dog)
Pleasure Doing Business: An Ode to the Nordstrom Bathroom
Don't Be a Po-po. Teach Your Kids the Proper Names of Their Junk.
As Soon as My Baby Develops His Upper Bod, He's Doing His Own Laundry
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