Not your style? All right. How about comedy by Whitney Cummings, Dylan Moran, Paul Varghese, @DadBoner and Kathleen Madigan? There's also a War of the Worlds parody, a Halloween visit by Master Pancake, great art shows, opera, barbecue and even a filmmaking competition.
Let's do this.
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Thursday 10.24 Dallas Observer Comedy Pub Crawl, with Paul Varghese and Friends -- Consider this an experiment. We've gotten together with Varghese to take you on a totally free, drunk tour of stand up through Deep Ellum. He and two other comics will each do a quick set at The Green Room (8 p.m.), then unplug the mic, grab the stool and take it to Anvil. From there we'll stumble to Twilite, ending at Three Links -- with new material performed at each spot. There's no cover, just pay your bar tabs. You're welcome.[jump]
@DadBoner And Friends, You Guys -- The Twitter handle of pop culture commentator, blackout drunkard and all-around fictitious guy Karl Welzein, @dadboner isn't afraid to get meta in 140 characters or less. And his not being real -- "Welzein" is the creation of comedian Mike Burns -- didn't stop @dadboner from publishing his ruminations in a book called Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA-Style. Burns, Matt Braunger with local comic Clint Worth and Granada's Chris McDonald and Gavin Mulloy all grab the mic at Sons of Hermann. It's a Parade of Flesh gig. Tickets cost $15.
Dylan Moran -- This legendary Irish comic sells out every venue across the pond and saw the same with this recent U.S. tour of "Yeah Yeah." He's famous for lots of reasons: Co-writer and star of Black Books, for one. Ditto with those Simon Pegg films. But it's his stand-up that's catapulted him to superstardom.
That '60s Show at Kettle Art -- The second exhibition in its new location, Kettle dips back into an era of moon exploration, civil rights and The Pill in its front gallery. There are more than a dozen artists showing in this group endeavor, so check it out from 7 to 10 p.m.
Birth of the Living Dead, at the Texas Theatre -- This look inside the making -- the cinematic entrails, if you will -- of Night of the Living Dead is perfectly fascinating. Learn how, on a frayed shoestring budget, a bunch of friends up and made a film. They lit each other on fire. Experimented with bootleg pyrotechnics. Had a butcher/producer drop off some animal guts. And in the end, created a cornerstone horror classic. Bonus: You'll fall in love with Romero, who gets generous camera time. He's a dude you want to have eight beers with.