It's cool to drink like a serious grown up. One or two drinks, then head home. Hell, maybe even get some reading in before you cut the lights out at 11:30! But, every now and again, "just one drink" becomes four and you're standing on a table voguing to a Radiohead song and the owner is looking at you with their hands on their hips like they're your mother. You know better than that.
We here at DC9 want to help you find a good place to be just in case it goes down like that. And if it does, be prepared for the shame that stings almost as much as the hangover. If you're going to go down that road, you might as well not spend a fortune. Here are the best bars in Dallas to get hammered, to booze, get turnt, get sauced, get shitfaced -- however you like it -- on the chea.