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  The Internet Is Horny For Beto ... Again!

  September 25 at 4 a.m.

  Beto O'Rourke, ex-congressman and former Senate and presidential hopeful, is like the internet's hot middle school social studies teacher. He's tall and handsome and has salt and pepper hair. He's also a little bit lanky and nerdy, but, like, in a hot way. Then there's the skateboard he always has...

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  Robert Jeffress Calls Cuckolding 'A Warning of the Destructive Power of Sin'

  August 28 at 4 a.m.

  In the Gospel of Luke, Jesus tells the parable of Lazarus and the rich man, and in doing so, he paints a vivid picture of a mighty gulf that stands between hell and a VIP spot at Abraham’s bosom. Well, an unprecedented development in Christianity was made over the past...

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  'WAP' Reminds Conservatives That Grabbing Pussy Is Acceptable, Rapping About It Is Not

  August 13 at 4 a.m.

  in December, we had the pleasure of witnessing Houston rapper Megan Thee Stallion in her enigmatic glory at Bomb Factory. In our glowing review, we were particularly astonished at her ability to be the life of an absolute rager just 24 hours after taking a final exam and accepting a...

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  Single and Ready to ... Nevermind: What It’s Like to Separate in the Middle of a Pandemic

  April 29 at 4 a.m.

  Breaking up is hard to do, they say, and that’s without factoring in the additional stress brought on by a pandemic, an economic crisis and the loneliness of lockdown. There are many ways of coping with breakups, and some of the most foolproof (albeit unhealthy) have been severely altered by...

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  Same City, Long Distance: Couples Struggle Through Social Distancing

  April 10 at 4 a.m.

  Government stay-at-home orders have left us with a lot of mixed feelings. While a very small percentage may be overjoyed about not having to leave the house or interact with people, the fair majority are feeling sad, anxious and aggressively horny. While single and non-monogamous people have had to refrain...

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  New Quarantine Dating App Is Taking Off With College Kids

  April 9 at 4 a.m.

  As universities across the country switch to online classes to prevent the spread of COVID-19, a new need has risen for the college students of today. In comes the dating app for the age of the coronavirus shutdown. OKZoomer already has over 12,000 users signed up and has been featured by Rolling Stone, The...