D'Andra Simmons took on fellow housewife LeeAnne Locken in The Real Housewives of Dallas' latest season. We're assuming she won because Locken is no longer on the show, but that's not the only reason we've grown to love her. Simmons took over her mother's skincare and wellness company, and when she needed help learning how to keep the business afloat, she enlisted fellow housewife Stephanie Hollman's husband, Travis, a businessman. Unfortunately for all involved, Simmons had a hair appointment the night before that took too long, so she didn't make it to her early business meeting with Travis. If that sentence wasn't enough to convince you that Simmons is The Ultimate Housewife, we don't know what will.